I Need To Change The Name Of This Blog

John Clayton isn’t really the problem the way Joe Morgan was, and besides, why be so derivative? So yeah, a blog name change is in order. I challenge you, my sweet, sweet readers, to come up with something. Bonus points if you can come up with something that has the initials FJC.

Fine Jogging Club? Feed John Clayton? Fund Jewish Charities? Fuck Juice Cat?

Okay, maybe we should go with something totally different.


Send Me Bad Articles

For serious. It’s a pain in the dick for me to plow through the archives of all these idiots looking for particularly idiotic things to call them idiots about. If you happen to read something so horrendously bad and wrong about sports that someone should write something about it, send it to firejohnclayton@gmail.com. I’d prefer to stick to things that are coming from “real” “journalistic” sources, but I may also accept stupid things posted at blogs that are really popular.

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