Fire John Clayton exists to give sports fans what they forgot they desperately needed: a website that dismantles and exposes bad sports journalism, personified (but hardly limited to) eggheaded dipshit John Clayton. It follows in the footsteps of the hallowed Fire Joe Morgan, picking up where the FJM gang left off.
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